Hello, God. Are you there?

Jack, not wanting to go to bed: "Mom, why do bats get to be nocturnal?"
Mom, too tired to be serious and just wants the kids to go to bed: "Well, that's a good question to ask God someday, honey."
Jack, exasperated: "Uh, Mom, that's not even possible. God can't get a text message. He doesn't even have a phone!"

Oooookay, clearly we need to talk more about WHY we are praying three or more times a day. I mean, I thought I'd made it clear, but obviously...well, clearly I haven't.